I was at work today and was thinking of how to get my wife on April Fools Day. There is a girl i used to work with that my wife HATES! She quit and moved to go to college. I text my wife that this girl was back in town and i was leaving work in a few minutes to go see her. No more than 5 seconds later my phone rung. i didn't answer it and it rung, and rung and rung. she must had called me 10 times! I knew she'd be calling the work phone so i told my boss what i was doing and to play along.
Sure enough, the phone rang and i hear" Steven line 1, steven line 1" i told my boss to answer it and tell my wife that i had just left with a blond and another employee was covering the rest of my shift.
My wife told my boss that i wasn't answering my phone and my wife asked if she would try calling me to see if i would answer. my boss agreed and told my wife to call back in 10 minutes.
My boss said that she was PISSED! she was cussing and calling the girl all kinds of nasty names. after only about 5 minutes, my wife called back. my boss told her that she had gotten ahold of me and that i had told her that i knew my wife was calling me and not to worry about it, that "i had my hands full and the moment" My wife told my boss that she was going to call that ***** and beat her ***! my boss told her to hold on, she had another phone call, she would be right back.
My boss said that i had better get on the phone or i may not wake up in the morning.I got on the phone and my wife went nuts! she started cussing and telling me that she was going to kick my ***.
i figure i'll be sleeping on the couch for a few nights.
Oh yeah...if you didn't know, she's 6 1/2 months pregnant. they may not find my body!
Sure enough, the phone rang and i hear" Steven line 1, steven line 1" i told my boss to answer it and tell my wife that i had just left with a blond and another employee was covering the rest of my shift.
My wife told my boss that i wasn't answering my phone and my wife asked if she would try calling me to see if i would answer. my boss agreed and told my wife to call back in 10 minutes.
My boss said that she was PISSED! she was cussing and calling the girl all kinds of nasty names. after only about 5 minutes, my wife called back. my boss told her that she had gotten ahold of me and that i had told her that i knew my wife was calling me and not to worry about it, that "i had my hands full and the moment" My wife told my boss that she was going to call that ***** and beat her ***! my boss told her to hold on, she had another phone call, she would be right back.
My boss said that i had better get on the phone or i may not wake up in the morning.I got on the phone and my wife went nuts! she started cussing and telling me that she was going to kick my ***.
i figure i'll be sleeping on the couch for a few nights.
Oh yeah...if you didn't know, she's 6 1/2 months pregnant. they may not find my body!
