My brother.. endless entertainment.

[Ang]

I have a 2 year old son.

My husband and I decided to make my brother the person who will take care of our son if we die. (he is married with two girls of his own)


I emailed him about it and here's his response.


Enjoy... (Walnut street is the busiest craziest road where he lives. .. just so you know)

"I'm so excited!
First we can play with my knives and swords. Then we can run around on Walnut St. We can eat icecream and pizza for every meal and play with my bag of broken glass after skipping school. I'll hose him down in the back yard and put him to bed in his cage while I read him a bedtime story from the "Book of the Dead".
I CAN'T WAIT!
Love,
MATT"



If you like that, you should see his Christmas list he made out last year....

 

[Ang]

Here's his Christmas list.



Choose from the following list:

• Phased Plasma Rifle w/ 40 Watt range = ( cost: food or medical supplies for barter )
• Astro-mech droid (R3 class prefered) = ( 1,500.00 Republic credits )
• Full-sized Food replicator w/ voice activation = (30 bars of gold-pressed latinum )
• Aratech 74-Z Military Speeder bike = ( available on the galactic black market for 800.00 - 1,000.00 Nubian coins ) or if your feeling generous there's an awsome XP-38 Landspeeder on the interstellartradecorp.com website for only 18,000.00 Empire credits
• a 15' x 20' Hollo-deck with the pre-programed vacation fantasy software package ( this one's a bit pricy at 120,000.00 bars of gold-pressed latinum )
• gum (Trident)
• Tri-corder\communicator set with interchangeable fission-crystal batteries ( 300.00 Federation credits )

Feel free to shop around for better deals if you can find any.
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Matt

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

LOL -sounds like a fun guy!

 

[Ang]

LOL -sounds like a fun guy!

yeah, i wish he lived closer. its nice to have a brother thats also one of your best friends.

 

[Pharaoh]

LOL

 

[devder1]

gum (Trident)

that one was epic!

 

[Ang]

that one was epic!

I know. I ended up getting him the gum.

 

[evojoey]

Haha, he seems like a fun guy.

 

[gangster]

Everyone likes to laugh....cool brother.

 

[kdrun76]

I bought my brother toilet paper for Christmas once.

I had been to visit him about a month before and the last thing he said when I called to say I was on my way was "Bring toilet paper if you want any, I am out."

When I got to the door his wife greeted me with... "Did you bring the TP?"


Your brother sounds great.

What flavor gum did you get him?