My favorite fishing story.

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JuanTamad

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A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other
day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
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He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he
heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
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The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
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The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up.
Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of."
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The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
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Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said
kiss me and I will l give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."
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He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
 
:ROFL:


One for you

woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway. He said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She asks, "But didn't you say it was $20?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
 
AHAHAHAH FUGGIN AWESUM DOOD!!!
 
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