Does anyone know what I can do to get involved with drugs? I crossed a line today....I paid $50 for a fish. The worst part about it is that I know it will happen again. Still worse, more expensive purchases are definitely down the road. So...please help me get a less expensive addiction.
Signs you are an addict...
1. You take your change jar to the bank to get cash for fish.
2. When you run out of tanks you think about keeping fish in bowls, pots and pans, the toilet.
3. You have more frozen fish food than people food in your freezer.
4. On friday night, you spend most of the evening talking to a fat employee at your lfs instead of trying to get laid.
5. You have chosen fish instead of groceries.
6. Your water bill is more than your mortgage.
7. You post on MFK at work, and try to hide it from your boss.
8. You have fish magazines in your bathroom, in your car, in your living room, closet, hallway, and garage.
9. If you won the lottery, the first thing you would buy is: a Zebra Pleco?
10. You gave up a perfectly good drug habit to support your fish habit.
Help stop fish addiction before it's too late.
Signs you are an addict...
1. You take your change jar to the bank to get cash for fish.
2. When you run out of tanks you think about keeping fish in bowls, pots and pans, the toilet.
3. You have more frozen fish food than people food in your freezer.
4. On friday night, you spend most of the evening talking to a fat employee at your lfs instead of trying to get laid.
5. You have chosen fish instead of groceries.
6. Your water bill is more than your mortgage.
7. You post on MFK at work, and try to hide it from your boss.
8. You have fish magazines in your bathroom, in your car, in your living room, closet, hallway, and garage.
9. If you won the lottery, the first thing you would buy is: a Zebra Pleco?
10. You gave up a perfectly good drug habit to support your fish habit.
Help stop fish addiction before it's too late.
