So this creepy magician and his pet fairy come to you while you sleep and offers you 100 Billion dollars but will take away your sexual urges. You will still have your private parts but he'll take away all your sexual urges. This contract is magical in nature so no amount of surgery will bring back what you traded it for. Once the contract is signed with unicorn blood, there is no turning back for the rest of your life and 100 billion dollars will be deposited into your account. Would you?




