Ode to my Honduran Redpoints (aka The Scales Mafia)

[FINWIN]

I had this floating in my head for some time. Not my standard fanfiction but I had to get it out.

Babies babies babies
one million zillion babies
big and tall, thin and small
babies babies babies.
babies babies babies!
Chunky funky babies
here and there,
everywhere
babies babies babies!
babies babies babies
miles and piles of babies
I separate
they don't abate
babies babies babies!
babies babies babies
mobs and gobs of babies
I'm gonna cry
at all these fry
babies babies babies
tanks and tanks of babies
Gone from manic
straight to panic
babies babies babies!
babies babies babies
mounds and pounds of babies
I catch and scoop
they play and poop
babies babies babies!
babies babies babies
clouds and crowds of babies
It's a fright
they eat on sight
babies babies babies
without a sound
they gulp food down
babies babies babies
these greedy fries
strip my supplies
when it comes to food
I am screwed
babies babies babies
It ain't no fun
I'm overrun
babies babies babies
I need some slack
or I will CRACK
from babies babies babies!!!

 

[The Masked Shadow]

Fish poetry is great. Especially when the poet is FINWIN

 

[Fishyboy🐟🐟🐟]

My fancy goldfish has babies twice and completely surprised me and I was panicking lol they grew so big and died
The goldfish on the left of the pic looks like he’s just completely fed up with life and the one on the right has a look like let me out of here and is completely surprised of their situation!

 

[FINWIN]

As always when it comes to fish there's an upshot.


babies, babies babies
I just found more babies!
one more tank
these fish are skank
babies, babies babies!
babies, babies babies
dinky stinky babies
got too much will
they need the pill
babies, babies babies
babies, babies babies!
Clumps and lumps of babies
Each new dawn
brings more spawn
babies babies babies
breed like crime
it's party time!
babies babies babies
filters clog like water smog
babies, babies babies
little thots
in stripes and spots
babies babies babies!
I'm getting tough
just had enough
of babies babies babies
they run the joint,
you get the point
babies babies babes
Now uptown
My car's weighed down
from babies babies babes
They're gonna go
straight to PETCO!
these babies, babies babies!