Old is when

[dragonfish]

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.




2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.




3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.




4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.




5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

 

[Mystix212]

The first one made me laugh. Post some more!

 

[dragonfish]

The first one made me laugh. Post some more!

I would but I'm having a senior moment and can't remember any.

 

[Red Devil]

Question: Where can men and women over the age of 60 find young sexy menbers of the opposite sex who are interested in them?
Answer: Try a bookstore under fiction..{And MFK if you have fish}lol


Question: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk past a mirror?
Answer: The next time your in front of a mirror take off your glasses!


Question: Is it common for older people to have a problem with short term memory storage...
Answer: Storing is not the problem...retrieving it..is a problem!

 

[dragonfish]

Thanks for keeping them coming Liz.

 

[Red Devil]

Thanks for keeping them coming Liz.

your welcome...



"One good thing about "Alzhelmers"...." you get to meet new people every day."........


"I asked my wife if all old men wear boxers or briefs?" "She said "Depends"....

"You know your getting old when you throw a wild party and the neighbors don't even realize it"

" The only trouble with retirement is you never get a darn "day off"!

 

[thrillbillie12]

"One good thing about "Alzhelmers"...." you get to meet new people every day."........

!

omg that made me laugh so much. so wrong yet so funny.