
Since I'm raising this thing alone and am going to see him individually for a long while, I might as well give him a name.
His father's name is Nick, and so far the names of the other hold back siblings have been somewhere along that. So far there's Nick Jr., Nicole, Dick, etc.
So I just pulled up a list that has a bunch of words that rhyme with Nick and chose the most absurd words out of it. Minus Rick and Mick of course. Now you decide