Orlistat? Meet McDonalds.

[ewurm]

Today was my last day eating fast food, it's diet time. I even got some of the over the counter Orlistat medication. It basically blocks your body's enzyme that digests fat, so fat passes right through you.

The bottle says that it should not be taken with a high fat diet. HMMMM....

Well, I had to say goodbye to Ronald. And I love to test the rules....

So I took it, and ordered A DQPC and Supersize fries.

The result? I just passed Olive oil. In addition, I am sweating grease out of every pore in my body. wned:

 

[rallysb1tch]

I want some of that Alli stuff. I don't think I can take it while I am taking effexor though.

 

[evilxyardxgnome]

LOL I want to sweat grease. jk

 

[ewurm]

Yeah you can.

 

[rallysb1tch]

Wait, did you pass plain olive oil or extra virgin olive oil? Because we could bottle that shiz and give Rachael Ray a run for her money!

 

[rallysb1tch]

Yeah you can.

I won't die? The literature the pharmacy gave me with the effexor says not to take weight loss drugs.

 

[ewurm]

I'm not bottling anything. That would be like trying to get spray paint in a soda bottle

 

[rallysb1tch]

I'm not bottling anything. That would be like trying to get spray paint in a soda bottle

Well, if the nozzle is short it's quite simple to get it in the hole without spilling anything.

 

[ewurm]

I am using nozzle 2, not 1.

 

[cichlaguapote]

I'm not bottling anything. That would be like trying to get spray paint in a soda bottle

Bad picture.. have fun being glued to the toilet... If that's the price to pay I'd rather be a little heavy..