Parent questions

[Go_redfish]

Me and my sister were talking about questions we never would have asked if we never had kids. One of my examples was "Why are there spoons in the clothes dryer!?"
Her example was "Why is the toilet clogged with oreo cookies!?" Because...children...
If you're a parent (small human or critter baby), what was your question?

 

[dan518]

Why have I got 200 photos of barbie in various modelling poses on my camera.

 

[Go_redfish]

Why have I got 200 photos of barbie in various modelling poses on my camera.

LMAO I love that one

 

[Go_redfish]

Why did you cram a bean up your nose!?

 

[Kittiee Katt]

"Why is the dish cloth on the hallway floor?!"

The answer: my kitten (who isn't a kitten anymore) likes to drag the dish cloth around the house. I'd have to change the dish cloth 3-4 times a day because of her. I don't know what she liked so much about it..


I don't have kids myself but I'm the oldest of 6 so I've got some stories I can share if they count?

 

[kno4te]

Why is there dirty underwear in the drawer with clean underwear?

 

[Warborg]

How can a child make such as mess so fast?

 

[Joshomaru]

"Where did you get this? Huh? Answer me! Who taught you to do this stuff?"
"From you, alright? I learned it from watching YOU."

 

[tlindsey]

Why is there dirty underwear in the drawer with clean underwear?

+1

 

[tlindsey]

"Where did you get this? Huh? Answer me! Who taught you to do this stuff?"
"From you, alright? I learned it from watching YOU."

Lol