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Okay, politically correct speech tends to irritate me but how about people post the ones, real or made up, that they find amusing?
Here is one of mine.
Instead of "Those crazy bastards!" you should now refer to them as "Under medicated products of alternative parenting".:D
 
Nobody?
 
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill Nursery Rhyme

Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown; and Jill soon came tumbling after.


has been changed to read:


Two young persons of opposite genders, proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition was to procure a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was ominously omitted from the record. As the male person precipitously descended, he consequently sustained severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomy. A similar fate befell the female, who immediately after the male person, performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction having been traversed by the young man.


Mary Had A Little Lamb Nursery Rhyme

Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:

Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

has been changed to read:

A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.
 
LOL, now that is what i'm talking about.
 
i hate pc .... holiday tree...... WHAT THE **** IS THAT.,..... christmas treeeeeee happy holidays.... merry christmass....
 
RedDevilDon2005;639502; said:
wtf are you talkin about? :screwy: :popcorn:
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An airport took down all of their Holidy Trees because they were afraid they were going to get sued, when they found out they weren't going to get sued, they put them all back up. What a waste, IT'S A TREE.
 
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