Petco Dolphin

[toehead11183]

Now that i got your attention!

I was at work today and business was slow. i get bored easily. (ask all my ex-girlfriends!) So i called petco. why petco? because they are competition in the LFS business and i know they are stupid!
I call petco and ask for the fish depot. i get 'stephanie.' I told her, "i have just got back from Destin Fla and i caught a baby dolphin. i have it in my 240g and i ask her what should i feed it and how long before it will outgrow my tank. " she said "what kind of fish?" "A baby dolphin." she said, "Dolphin? like eeek eeek flipper kinda dolphin?" i said "yup! its kinda shy and i've been bottle feeding it puppy formula because it's too young to eat fish" she said," well we don't have much knowledge about dolphins, you should call craig at the other location, he might know." she gave me the number and i called it. same thing and he told me to call a guy another location. and i did. i did this with all 6 petco locations in my area. all of them believed it and gave their own suggestions. one guy even said it should be ok for a while in a 500-600 gallon tank.

SO...if you ever get bored. call petco. their ignorance will entertain you for hours!!

 

[dovii88]

hahaha i will call tomrowo

 

[Fish_are_fishfood]

WAHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1





So ummm, I have a coelacanth in a 400gal pond, any suggestions?

 

[toehead11183]

i doubt folks at petco would know what one was

 

[ewurm]

So ummm, I have a coelacanth in a 400gal pond, any suggestions?

Call your local ichthyology dept at the university. I am sure they would be interested. LOL

 

[dougefresh]

Wow thats hilarious.....

 

[WeeNe858]

lol.... thats silly

 

[DeLgAdO]

Now that i got your attention!

I was at work today and business was slow. i get bored easily. (ask all my ex-girlfriends!) So i called petco. why petco? because they are competition in the LFS business and i know they are stupid!
I call petco and ask for the fish depot. i get 'stephanie.' I told her, "i have just got back from Destin Fla and i caught a baby dolphin. i have it in my 240g and i ask her what should i feed it and how long before it will outgrow my tank. " she said "what kind of fish?" "A baby dolphin." she said, "Dolphin? like eeek eeek flipper kinda dolphin?" i said "yup! its kinda shy and i've been bottle feeding it puppy formula because it's too young to eat fish" she said," well we don't have much knowledge about dolphins, you should call craig at the other location, he might know." she gave me the number and i called it. same thing and he told me to call a guy another location. and i did. i did this with all 6 petco locations in my area. all of them believed it and gave their own suggestions. one guy even said it should be ok for a while in a 500-600 gallon tank.

SO...if you ever get bored. call petco. their ignorance will entertain you for hours!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!

 

[cichlaguapote]

Dude... you so should have said you had a baby blue whale instead...

 

[Razman]

i doubt folks at petco would know what one was

what if i said i found nessie's egg and it just hatched.

Now that i got your attention!

I was at work today and business was slow. i get bored easily. (ask all my ex-girlfriends!) So i called petco. why petco? because they are competition in the LFS business and i know they are stupid!
I call petco and ask for the fish depot. i get 'stephanie.' I told her, "i have just got back from Destin Fla and i caught a baby dolphin. i have it in my 240g and i ask her what should i feed it and how long before it will outgrow my tank. " she said "what kind of fish?" "A baby dolphin." she said, "Dolphin? like eeek eeek flipper kinda dolphin?" i said "yup! its kinda shy and i've been bottle feeding it puppy formula because it's too young to eat fish" she said," well we don't have much knowledge about dolphins, you should call craig at the other location, he might know." she gave me the number and i called it. same thing and he told me to call a guy another location. and i did. i did this with all 6 petco locations in my area. all of them believed it and gave their own suggestions. one guy even said it should be ok for a while in a 500-600 gallon tank.

SO...if you ever get bored. call petco. their ignorance will entertain you for hours!!

ROTFLMFAOOL