Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Camshaft Ramrod]

VS



That's right people! Who will win? Will it be the spandex wearing, shadow stalking ninjas?
Or the balls to the wall, kick your grandmother in the face pirates? Only one can win.......


After voting, please explain how you made your decision. Both opponents
have their advantages and weaknesses. But only one will prove victorious!

 

[JoeyCraig3]

i think pirates will win this battle due to their nautical prowess

 

[oscarcrazy]

Pirates...
They can use guns.
They can fight drunk
They can kill you with their stench.
They will fight dirty, biting and hair pulling included.
They have better self esteem, no need to wear a mask.
They have attack parrots (or could if they were sober enough to train them)
They take a beating and keep on ticking (when was the last time you saw a ninja with one eye, one hand, and one leg?).
If I think of more reasons I'll let you know.

They have bling bling, you never mess with someone with bling bling.
Mr. T is a pirate (the bling bling).

 

[twistedhumor]

basically pirates are the ****, ninjas just jump around and assainate people, pirates pillage and plunder and get made sweet hats to wear
what more could you want in a life style

 

[Delhezi222]

Pirates FTW!
I got two words for you:
Grog and cannons. 'Nuff said.

 

[nuggets]

pirates the have big cannon balls

 

[Angler]

Ninjas.

A pirate can only fire 1 round at a time from his gun. A ninja is too quick and will slice him with his sword before he even knows it.

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Ewwww looks like the Pirates are pullin ahead.
Any more ninja lovers out there care to defend your beloved ninjas?
Or are you waiting till it's dark outside?.....

 

[Delhezi222]

Ninjas.

A pirate can only fire 1 round at a time from his gun. A ninja is too quick and will slice him with his sword before he even knows it.

What if he has two guns?
Two guns= Two rounds.
BTW, pirates have swords too.
They also have the highly underestimated attack-parrots, version 1.2.

 

[haynchinook334]

Ninjas can catch bullets with there teeth and stop swords with there eye lashes. Look at Chuck Norris.