PSP Concept?
- Thread starter neoprodigy
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Yeah sony wouldn't be logical and give gamers what they want (2 joysticks!!!!!!!!1111), they will keep adding on pointless features to their handheld system, such as, but not limited to...
-UMD movies (wtf)
-UMD cds (seriously wtf)
-Skype to Skype phone (wtf!!!!! who will ever use this! Smash their psp into their face if they are talking to someone on it. Only calls people who have Skype phone service...Very popular phone company in Sony's mind)
-Usb camera (lame)
-Crappy games that have as much creativity as Dane Cook jokes (uber lame)
-New updates that make it harder to hack the system and use it for its full capabilities (like playing actually GOOD playstation games such as Final Fantasy 7 and even better games such as Doom and Doom 2)
-I once read in a Popular Science magazine while on my surgery recovery bed that you can turn all the lights off and on with your psp and a few other gadgets, and even in my torn ACL state, I still would get up to turn off my lights before bed every night, even though I was bedridden for a week. If I can do that with fresh holes in my bones and muscle sewed to my tendons, you don't need that.
-1 joystick...How can you play 1st person shooters with one joystick? With the convoluted control scheme offered in Socom Fireteam Bravo it doesn't even matter because by the time you understand you have to hold 2 buttons to strafe and tap the x button to shoot, you will most likely have already given up.
The PSP was the biggest let down for me. I kept telling everyone it would get better when I bought mine on launch date for $250...Nothing depreciates in value like Sony technology. They will just add more and make it slimmer until the version you have is so outdated that it is completely worthless in a year (just like the PS3's they made a 80g version what 4 months after launch? Wow, way to pay dues to your loyal customers sony, the ones who waited outside for your machine on launch date, next time you might as well package dildos with the PS4 launch systems so at least they can f*** themselves before you get the chance).
BTW anyone want a psp?
-UMD movies (wtf)
-UMD cds (seriously wtf)
-Skype to Skype phone (wtf!!!!! who will ever use this! Smash their psp into their face if they are talking to someone on it. Only calls people who have Skype phone service...Very popular phone company in Sony's mind)
-Usb camera (lame)
-Crappy games that have as much creativity as Dane Cook jokes (uber lame)
-New updates that make it harder to hack the system and use it for its full capabilities (like playing actually GOOD playstation games such as Final Fantasy 7 and even better games such as Doom and Doom 2)
-I once read in a Popular Science magazine while on my surgery recovery bed that you can turn all the lights off and on with your psp and a few other gadgets, and even in my torn ACL state, I still would get up to turn off my lights before bed every night, even though I was bedridden for a week. If I can do that with fresh holes in my bones and muscle sewed to my tendons, you don't need that.
-1 joystick...How can you play 1st person shooters with one joystick? With the convoluted control scheme offered in Socom Fireteam Bravo it doesn't even matter because by the time you understand you have to hold 2 buttons to strafe and tap the x button to shoot, you will most likely have already given up.
The PSP was the biggest let down for me. I kept telling everyone it would get better when I bought mine on launch date for $250...Nothing depreciates in value like Sony technology. They will just add more and make it slimmer until the version you have is so outdated that it is completely worthless in a year (just like the PS3's they made a 80g version what 4 months after launch? Wow, way to pay dues to your loyal customers sony, the ones who waited outside for your machine on launch date, next time you might as well package dildos with the PS4 launch systems so at least they can f*** themselves before you get the chance).
BTW anyone want a psp?