Can you cry under
water?
How important does a
person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
Why do you have to
'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round
pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured
ham actually have?
How is it that we
put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people
say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has
to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a
movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on
the ground?
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change?
They're going to
see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular
and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always
have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human
being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn
and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on
Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole
in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand
erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had
enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?
If electricity comes
from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song
and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try
singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an
asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's
in your butt?
Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him
for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
water?
How important does a
person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
Why do you have to
'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round
pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured
ham actually have?
How is it that we
put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people
say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has
to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a
movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on
the ground?
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change?
They're going to
see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular
and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always
have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human
being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn
and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on
Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole
in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand
erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had
enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?
If electricity comes
from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song
and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try
singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an
asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's
in your butt?
Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him
for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
