Duh......only in America....
A true story out of San Francisco: A man wanting to rob
a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and
wrote: "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
he began to worry that someone had seen him write the
note and might call the police before he reached the teller's
window, so he left the Bank of America and crossed the
street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to
the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his
spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor,
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because
it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he
would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go
back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He
was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line
back at Bank of America.
I think, but I'm not sure, really don't feel like laughing. They live among us
A true story out of San Francisco: A man wanting to rob
a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and
wrote: "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
he began to worry that someone had seen him write the
note and might call the police before he reached the teller's
window, so he left the Bank of America and crossed the
street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to
the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his
spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor,
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because
it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he
would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go
back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He
was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line
back at Bank of America.
I think, but I'm not sure, really don't feel like laughing. They live among us