Thought it would be funny to see some of the stupid laws our states have come up with to protect the masses.
http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html
http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html
Ridiculous State Laws
- Thread starter Mourinho18
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In Ohio, its illegal to get a fish drunk. 
So for all of you people living in Ohio, you better watch out.
So for all of you people living in Ohio, you better watch out.
That michigan law was inforced a few years back,the media made a big deal about it.Some guy tubing down the esobo river in grayling was swearing up a storm while floating under an overpass and some lady with her kid got all bent out of shape and called the cops.The guy spent i think about a week in jail and had to pay a pretty heft fine.Pretty dumb if you ask me since evryone around that area knows that theres alot of drunks tubin and canoeing down that river ,one big party on the water evry summer.Oh yeah he had to apoligise to the lady and her kid too.
How in the hell did south carolina not make that list? In Charleston, the fire department can blow up your house. You can still beat your wife on the courthouse steps on sundays. And I think in the town of Fountain Inn, all horses must wear pants.
Oh, and for Massachusetts..........
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. (Take that you Manhattan clam soup eating ***s)
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. (Take that you Manhattan clam soup eating ***s)
Oh, here's some of the great south carolina ones:
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
SECTION 20-7-8915. Playing pinball machines.
It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine.
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.
Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
SECTION 20-7-8915. Playing pinball machines.
It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine.
