River Monsters Idea - Wet suit modifications

[Redearsunfish]

So after watching River Monsters, I was thinking about filming my own version. My thoughts? I have a raging river that runs behind my house where giant, hook mouthed, dagger toothed uber-salmon breed in numbers untold. It is a scene like none other, a sea of red and purple in a river of white.

I'm thinking of designing a rubber fish suit that looks like these monsters, equipping it with an air system, underwater camera and flippers and join the breeding frenzy, flipping and flopping up river in a titanic reproductive fish for all. I've got mad sculpting skills, and I think I can build a suit to fool the ladies.

Indeed, if I could fool enough females with the authenticity of my fish/man suit, I could get some great footage of what it's like to migrate upstream and dance the timeless dance of life.

Thoughts?

 

[Danzig86]

I say go for it, sounds like a unique idea and i personally would find it very interesting to see the footage.

 

[SemperFish]

Make sure you wear a condom.

 

[Redearsunfish]

However,

I could hear the fishermen down stream:

"Dad, look at that giant fish."

"That's no fish Billy, that's a man."

"What's he doing with the fish then?"

"Look away Billy, look away."


Perhaps this isn't an idea i've thought out properly...

 

[Redearsunfish]

Make sure you wear a condom.

But can you imagine the hybrids?

 

[SemperFish]

But can you imagine the hybrids?

Creature from the black lagoon comes to mind. lol or perhaps Aquaman?

 

[Madding]

I'm not sure how much of the original post is a joke, but it would be funny to watch for sure.

 

[Redearsunfish]

Just a statement on how much I love that River Monsters show, and how cool it would be to live amongst the fish like one of their own.

 

[Redearsunfish]

Perhaps there are also laws in the US against these sorts of things.

 

[Danzig86]

Make sure you wear a condom.

totally you dont wanna catch fin rot or ich!!!!