SAFETY FIRST!

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I am very amused when a company says that safety is their "#1 PRIORITY". I have yet to see a "for profit" company that cares less about making money than they do about ensuring the health and wellness of the world. If this were the case, all corners in every office would be rounded off so you don't hit your funny bone. All walls would be padded, and any task that was even slightly dangerous, like using an ink pen, would not be allowed. The coffee would not be scalding hot, but only lukewarm. In fact, driving to work is very dangerous and all employees would just be told to stay home while the company finishes filing for bankruptcy.

This is not the case. It sounds good to say, but in reality, safety is nowhere near the top priority. MONEY is the top priority. The reason that safety is even an issue is the fact that injury, death, and lawsuits are very unprofitable. If an employee losing a limb was actually profitable, there would be an axe swinging in the employee entrance of every Starbucks. Lets review the real list of priorities for every profitable company:

1. Profit
2. Loss avoidance
192. Safety

If I start a company, there will be a sign in the break room that says:

"Safety is our 192nd Priority!

It comes just after our 191st priority, keeping the cracks in the asphalt of the parking lot free of weeds.
 
safety is qualitative
getting hurt by using a pen means the one who injures him/herself has just not evolved to survive.

EDIT: ok i think i missed the humor of the thread and replied:duh::duh:
 
headbanger_jib;1998814; said:
safety is qualitative
getting hurt by using a pen means the one who injures him/herself has just not evolved to survive.

Unless it's a co-worker that slammed their face into it.
 
I have to post and laugh along with you because the company i work for is a Huuuuuuuuge proponent of safety first. I wont say the name of the company only that its an international transportation company used alot for subcontracting school bus routes in the united states. That said the company motto is "If you cant do it safely dont do it at all" Hillariously we are given pick up times for our secondary routes that start 5 minutes before or first route is supposed to end. You tell me how i can "safely" get from one side of town to the other "safely" in negative 5 minutes ...... The other motto (not really company defined). is "The Driver is Always In the Wrong" because safe or not if there is an accident the driver of the bus is at fault according to our company even if not according to the local police. because whether the driver is right or wrong its cheaper to say we are wrong fire us and pay a settlement than to argue that we were correct and go to court.

Lol so .... Money First
Timeliness second
Students safety Third





















Employees last
 
Hdeuce;1998871; said:
I have to post and laugh along with you because the company i work for is a Huuuuuuuuge proponent of safety first. I wont say the name of the company only that its an international transportation company used alot for subcontracting school bus routes in the united states. That said the company motto is "If you cant do it safely dont do it at all" Hillariously we are given pick up times for our secondary routes that start 5 minutes before or first route is supposed to end. You tell me how i can "safely" get from one side of town to the other "safely" in negative 5 minutes ...... The other motto (not really company defined). is "The Driver is Always In the Wrong" because safe or not if there is an accident the driver of the bus is at fault according to our company even if not according to the local police. because whether the driver is right or wrong its cheaper to say we are wrong fire us and pay a settlement than to argue that we were correct and go to court.

Lol so .... Money First
Timeliness second
Students safety Third





















Employees last

Was hoping this wasn't the case with school buses
 
rallysman;1998822; said:
Unless it's a co-worker that slammed their face into it.

i can make pencil's disappear;)
 
Nic;2005763; said:
i can make pencil's disappear;)

Sweet line.

Wurm - I hear ya man, I hear ya. (Now go read the thread I started about you.
 
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