Semen!

[Vitaliy]

I was having a boring day at work, one of the clients comes in that I never seen before, I ask the guy for his name. He spelled out his first and last name, and it did not hit me until I actually wrote it down. I barely held myself back from laughing into his face..

I ended up snapping a pic with my cell phone of his bill..

 

[shekes]

"Semen" is a Russian name. The second "e" is a cyrillic letter "yo" and is supposed to have two dots on top but the dots are missing in Latin alphabet. The name is pronounced "semion" - equivalent of Simon in Englsih.

 

[Vitaliy]

"Semen" is a Russian name. The second "e" is a cyrillic letter "yo" and is supposed to have two dots on top but the dots are missing in Latin alphabet. The name is pronounced "semion" - equivalent of Simon in Englsih.

Too bad he is un US, eh?

 

[DeLgAdO]

I was having a boring day at work, one of the clients comes in that I never seen before, I ask the guy for his name. He spelled out his first and last name, and it did not hit me until I actually wrote it down. I barely held myself back from laughing into his face..

I ended up snapping a pic with my cell phone of his bill..

 

[joeytoe]

 

[Fish_are_fishfood]

ha, i dont think i could have held in the laugh

 

[piranha45]

© 2005 Nate Piekos.

Verse One:
When you’re lost at SEA and there’s nothing left to EAT
No fish, no beef, no HEN!
It’s okay to SAY, “We must act without DELAY!”
We’ve got to eat seaMEN!

Back home they SAY only fiends would act that WAY,
But to sea they’ve never BEEN!
And the pirates KNOW, when the ration’s gettin’ LOW
We’ve got to eat seaMEN!

Chorus:
Eat your own SEAMEN,
Eat your own SEAMEN,
It’s really not that baaaaaad!
They’ll scream and fight,
But they’ll taste all right,
Eat your own SEAMENNNNN!

Verse Two:
Short or TALL you won’t be judged at ALL,
Just swallow your best FRIEND!
Our lives we’ll SAVE when we’re carving Bosun DAVE,
We’ve got to eat seaMEN!

On land we’ll LIE, we’ll say he stayed BEHIND,
We’ll swear by word or PEN!
Ol’ Dave, we’ll KNOW, went well with some MERLOT,
We’ve got to eat seaMEN!

Chorus:
Eat your own SEAMEN,
Eat your own SEAMEN,
It’s really not that baaaaaad!
They’ll scream and fight,
But they’ll taste all right,
Eat your own SEAMENNNNN!

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[rayman45]

Too bad he is un US, eh?

exactly

 

[Mourinho18]

hah, no. thats a total disrespect to his name and his culture. We have some pretty stupid names to. Like Dick . who came up with that one for richard.

 

[guppy]

I knew a guy in the army who always caught crap for his name, especially the way his name tags read. Phok, Yu. No kidding.