- Grab yourself a 30+ gallon tank.
- Grab yourself some nice medium sized gravel, enough to make a 1/2 inch (at the most) layer.
- Grab yourself a heater (set to 76ish)
- Grab yourself some monster filtration. I'm taking at least a couple of canisters and a couple of HOBs. At the least (I run three canisters and three HOBs).
- Grab yourself a huge assortment of dry foods.
- Grab yourself a huge assortment of frozen foods.
- Grab yourself some trumpet snails.
- Grab yourself a single baby, Blue Oranda.
A wet Pug. An animal that will tempt you to pull it out of the tank and kiss and hug it.
The monster in the equation? The filtration and the fish.
Your welcome.

Sunlight! Nooo!