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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988...219328510QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item330219328510

You are looking at one of the finest examples of a 2nd generation RX-7 convertible. These cars were produced in a very limited quantity. Nows your chance to own a classic at a fraction of the price!

Overview: As you can see, this RX7 has minor damage due to a fender bender at 5mph. Before the Kissimmee, Deltona, and Pine Hills people (in FL) could still this beauty, I wanted to give someone else an opportunity to have the joy of ownership.

I was told by a reputable person in Carol City that this would buff right out, and after a few bucks would look better then new.

There is no engine, but you can push it across the line with hopes and dreams. This may not be a 10 second car, but it is definitely a 10 minute car* The hood, convertible, and interior pieces were removed for weight reduction. I believe the car now ways under 1800 pounds, perfect for an autocross day! I ALMOST GUARENTEE YOU WILL DESTROY LOTUSES, NEONS, S4's, and EVO'S at your local track day**

At this point, you are probably going WTFROFL ... what am I going to do with this beaut? Well, for starters ou can even make this a celebrated lawn decoration instead of that crappy garden gnome your wife wants (man your whipped), or a habitat project for local hobos. It's actually quite spacious inside, three hobos have been living in it for the past month. You can even take it to Unique Autosports - Will Castro told me 28's can be put on her, a subwoofer can be mounted in the trunk, and reupholster whats left of the interior for $52,450. For a little over 50g you'll be riding Unique. They'll even give you a free license plate to ball around in. If you throw them a couple extra bucks, they can repaint the car interior with spray cans. Or you can piss your neighbor off and throw it in their yard without telling them. THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS!!!

This car has a clean title (surprisingly) and will only take $3 to repair** You can always put a puerto rican flag over the damaged areas, and it will hide the minor dings and scratches! What you see in the pictures is what you get.

Mechanical: - Mileage is somewhere around 130,000on the chassis - Previously made 300hp. Streetported, hybrid turbo, etc etc - Some stuff is probably messed up underneath the car, I'm to lazy to look - Is a manual car, but a hobo came and stole the transmission. There is none. - I took the wheels and made coffee tables out of them. No wheel come with the car - I filled the car up with 93 octane (Premium gas) before I stopped driving it. You will get 3/4 tank of gas for free ... this in itself should be a deal maker! - I had a microtech lt10 on the car. No you will not get it.

I am willing to take trades for Grand National's, VR4'S, Supras, BEER ... LOTS OF BEER.

If you are still reading congradulations. Good job for you. Buy my car, and we will all be happy.

(rest is in the auction)

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thats funny... i love his answers to questions and the way he wrote it LOL
 
HAHAHAHA, I wonder w kind of car that realy is?

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