Something to lift the spirits....

[JuanTamad]

Tired of the Board wars, here's what's hopefully a refreshing change of pace.

Some jokes to make your spirits bright!

What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a
chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem

Merry Holidays...Ho...Ho...HO...Groan.

 

[guppy]

Thanks, Jaun, that chess joke is about the ripest series of puns I have seen in a long time.

What do you call an intellectually stunted vegatable?
Bush