SYMPTOM -- Feet cold and wet
CAUSE -- Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
SYMPTOM -- Bong unusually pale and tasteless
CAUSE -- Glass empty.
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Get someone to buy you another bong
SYMPTOM -- Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
CAUSE -- You have fallen over backward
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Have yourself leashed to bar
SYMPTOM --Bong is crystal-clear
CAUSE --It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- None
SYMPTOM --Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
CAUSE -- You've wandered into the wrong party
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- See if they have free bong
SYMPTOM -- Your singing sounds distorted
CAUSE -- The bong is too weak
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Have more bong until your voice improves
SYMPTOM -- Don't remember the words to the song
CAUSE -- Bong is just right
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Play air guitar
CAUSE -- Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
SYMPTOM -- Bong unusually pale and tasteless
CAUSE -- Glass empty.
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Get someone to buy you another bong
SYMPTOM -- Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
CAUSE -- You have fallen over backward
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Have yourself leashed to bar
SYMPTOM --Bong is crystal-clear
CAUSE --It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- None
SYMPTOM --Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
CAUSE -- You've wandered into the wrong party
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- See if they have free bong
SYMPTOM -- Your singing sounds distorted
CAUSE -- The bong is too weak
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Have more bong until your voice improves
SYMPTOM -- Don't remember the words to the song
CAUSE -- Bong is just right
CORRECTIVE ACTION -- Play air guitar
