Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Christmas

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Someone is going to make millions for that idea. Should get the wife one.
 
That just looks so wrong. Good luck driving the car whilst that's going on in the passenger seat, lol.

And imagine going over a speed bump, hitting a pot hole or braking suddenly. Your upholstery would be trashed, and you'd be really pissed then, pardon the pun, lol.
 
As my job as a sales rep has me spending lots of time in my car this would be very useful for me!
If someone sends me one I will try it out and let you know how it works.

Better idea. If someone sends you a suitcase full you can sell them as you're going along. I think that would test your sales rep skills, lol.

Imagine getting pulled over by a traffic cop because of your erratic driving. You wind down the window and.......

You......"Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem today, have I got a tail light out or something?"

Cop....."Son, what the hell is that attached to your cock?"

Lol.
 
Better idea. If someone sends you a suitcase full you can sell them as you're going along. I think that would test your sales rep skills, lol.

Imagine getting pulled over by a traffic cop because of your erratic driving. You wind down the window and.......

You......"Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem today, have I got a tail light out or something?"

Cop....."Son, what the hell is that attached to your cock?"

Lol.
LOL!.....imagine pouring the thing out the window just as the police officer steps up.
 
LOL!.....imagine pouring the thing out the window just as the police officer steps up.

Even worse if, as you watched the officer approach, you tried to chuck it out of the window quick, but in your blind panic you forgot to wind the window down!!

Officer....."Is it hot in their son, you seem to be sweating profusely.....and what's that funny smell?"

Lol.
 
Even worse if, as you watched the officer approach, you tried to chuck it out of the window quick, but in your blind panic you forgot to wind the window down!!

Officer....."Is it hot in their son, you seem to be sweating profusely.....and what's that funny smell?"

Lol.
.....sounds like a great way to ruin the upholstery!
 
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Better idea. If someone sends you a suitcase full you can sell them as you're going along. I think that would test your sales rep skills, lol.

Imagine getting pulled over by a traffic cop because of your erratic driving. You wind down the window and.......

You......"Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem today, have I got a tail light out or something?"

Cop....."Son, what the hell is that attached to your cock?"

Lol.

I was wondering how my wife would react when i come home from work with a nice full one, empty it down the kitchen sink then put it in the dishwasher so its nice and fresh for the next day.
 
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