In the begining, God created dog. He said, "Dog, you will live 20 years and sit on man's porch and bark at everything that passes." Dog said to God, "20 years! That's a long time to live and bark at stuff. How about I live 10 years and you keep the other ten years?" God said, "Ok, fine. you'll live ten years."
Next, God created monkey. He said, " Monkey, you will live 20 years and entertain man with you monkey trick and make man laught." Monkey said, "God, you mean I have to do stupid trick to please man for 20 years?! How about you keep ten and i'll keep ten?" God said, " Fine, you'll only live 10 years."
Next God created cow. He said, " Cow, you will live 60 years and work for man slaving all day in the hot sun." Cow said, God, 20 years is a long time to have to work all day for man, how about I give 40 years back and only live 20?" God said, "Cow, that will be just fine."
Last, he created man. He said, "Man, you will live 20 years and eat, sleep, play and be merry. You will enjoy live and reproduce." Man said, "God, only 20 years to enjoy life?" God said, "Yes, is that too much?" Man said, " Not enought, can I have dog's 10 he didnt want, and monkey's 10 and cow's 40?" God said, "So be it, you can have their unwanted time."
And that's why we spend the first 20 years enjoying life, reproducing and playing, the next 40 working our asses off, the next 10 doing stupid tricks to entertain grandchildren and the last 10 years we spend sitting on the porch barking at everything that goes by.
Next, God created monkey. He said, " Monkey, you will live 20 years and entertain man with you monkey trick and make man laught." Monkey said, "God, you mean I have to do stupid trick to please man for 20 years?! How about you keep ten and i'll keep ten?" God said, " Fine, you'll only live 10 years."
Next God created cow. He said, " Cow, you will live 60 years and work for man slaving all day in the hot sun." Cow said, God, 20 years is a long time to have to work all day for man, how about I give 40 years back and only live 20?" God said, "Cow, that will be just fine."
Last, he created man. He said, "Man, you will live 20 years and eat, sleep, play and be merry. You will enjoy live and reproduce." Man said, "God, only 20 years to enjoy life?" God said, "Yes, is that too much?" Man said, " Not enought, can I have dog's 10 he didnt want, and monkey's 10 and cow's 40?" God said, "So be it, you can have their unwanted time."
And that's why we spend the first 20 years enjoying life, reproducing and playing, the next 40 working our asses off, the next 10 doing stupid tricks to entertain grandchildren and the last 10 years we spend sitting on the porch barking at everything that goes by.
