How long does the baby stay under water?
Well, I plan to let the koi guide him up to me. But Shane will be standing by with a net, just in case.
It is definitely a joke. I 'know' the woman who posted it through another site.
However there are genuinely people out there who want dolphin assisted births.
I think the koi are safe. For now...
http://www.damsels.org/forum/showthread.php/212255-Koi-Assisted-Birth!/page3