STUFF MFKers Say...

[aclockworkorange]

There's a video for about every stereotype out there. I'm not about to make a video of the stuff I often hear MFKers say, but if a video where made, what would some of them be?

"I need to do a water change."

"Check out this deal I found on craigslist."

"I'm going to get a bigger tank later."

"Is my tank overstocked?"

Let's see what we can come up with. Maybe someone will actually make a video.


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[joe jaskot]

What can I cross my ________ with?
Help ID this fish
Is this a hybrid?
What;s in the bag?
How big does a ________ get?
Help! My fish has ich.
Is this ich?
Rate my __________.
Is my tank underfiltered?
What are your water parameters?
Sex my fish

 

[Lusus_Naturae]

^ funny, and so true....

 

[Chub_by]

OMG HELP ME MY FISH IS DYING OMG HELP HELP HELP

Oh, it's just HITH.

 

[Red Devil]

Just another night of taking photos... my fish room... hey that sounds like me...lol Heres some pics of my dogs... lol

 

[12 Volt Man]

"which is better?: Aquaclear 110 or Emperor 400"

"One heater or two?"

 

[lipadj46]

"what kind of heater should I get?"
"jaeger"
"how about this aquajizz heater for $10?"
"just get a jaeger"
"how can't spend a lot of money"
"jaegers are only like $24 dude"
"OKI'll ask my mom for more money"
"dude jaegers suck I've had like 20 fail in the past 3 months"
"thanks I'll just get the aquajizz then!"

1 week later...
"my heater failed, what heater should I get?"

 

[Chub_by]

"what kind of heater should I get?"
"jaeger"
"how about this aquajizz heater for $10?"
"just get a jaeger"
"how can't spend a lot of money"
"jaegers are only like $24 dude"
"OKI'll ask my mom for more money"
"dude jaegers suck I've had like 20 fail in the past 3 months"
"thanks I'll just get the aquajizz then!"

1 week later...
"my heater failed, what heater should I get?"

Lol so true! Jaeger is quality made in Germany

 

[Oddball]

Where did my _______ go and why is the RTC so fat?
What's that floating at the surface.
Is there any fish I can add that'll eat poop?
Aquarium silicone is too expensive. Will this stuff I found in Wal Mart work?
Why is _______ banned where I live?
Can I feed dog/cat food to my tank?
Is it OK to feed hot dogs to my fish? He seems to like them.
What is this fish I just bought?

 

[12 Volt Man]

"what kind of heater should I get?"
"jaeger"
"how about this aquajizz heater for $10?"
"just get a jaeger"
"how can't spend a lot of money"
"jaegers are only like $24 dude"
"OKI'll ask my mom for more money"
"dude jaegers suck I've had like 20 fail in the past 3 months"
"thanks I'll just get the aquajizz then!"

1 week later...
"my heater failed, what heater should I get?"

Aquajizz? bwahahahahahaha