A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
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> As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
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> He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
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> "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
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> "This is incredible," said the first man.
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> "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"
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> The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
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> This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."
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> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
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> The man shook his head and said, no, theyre all at the funeral.
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> As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty.
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> He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
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> "No," the man replied, "The seat is empty."
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> "This is incredible," said the first man.
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> "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"
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> The second man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
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> This will be the first Super bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967."
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> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
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> The man shook his head and said, no, theyre all at the funeral.
