T shirts/ bumper stickers

[guppy]

What are your favorite sayings on tees and stickers?
My favorite bumper sticker is "Bad cop...NO Donut"
and one tee I like says "People like you are why I carry a gun!"

 

[DanDanUK]

I like the t-shirt which says: i'm with stupid with an arrow pointing in the direction of someone you stand next to .

And another t-shirt says " I'm not *** but my boyfriend is" Ha ha ha ha

 

[The TRUST]

Guppy I like that one as well and I like:

"Donate Blood. Play Hockey"
"I donte to a law enforcement charity.........(then in small print) so can I get away without a ticket?"
"Gun on hand is better than Cop on Phone."

 

[DeLgAdO]

I have a red shirt that says " a little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance"

 

[thamunsta]

i like the t shirt that says spank my monkey with a pic of a monkey on it

 

[rallysman]

I had a bumper sticker that said "Discourage Inbreeding...Ban Country Music" It had all sorts of messed up smiley faces on it. classic.

 

[Fish_are_fishfood]

Bumper Stickers "If this vans a rockin, don't come a knockin."
"I (heart) to fart"

 

[FlammingWoodChuck]

go here they have some goos ones

http://www.bustedtees.com/

 

[softturtle]

favorite bumper sticker... Less Bush - More Trees
(goerge double u)

 

[d20monsteroscar20]

I like this t-shirt that on the back of it says ...
This is your brain (and it shows a soccer ball next to it)
This is your brain in drugs (and it shows a football next to it)

and also a t-shirt that says.....
If they dont have soccer in Heaven
Im not going