Team America out on DVD

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you can DL it for free off the net. I thought it was entertaining, but I never LOL'ed once in it.

I did take the time to copy down the guy's big speech.


We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! ...Pussies dont like dicks, because pussies get F***ed by dicks. But dicks also F*** @SS****s; @SS****s who just wanna S*** on everything! Pussies may think they can deal with @SS****s their way, but the only thing that can F*** an @SS**** is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they F*** too much, or F*** when it isnt appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get SO full of S*** that they become @SS****s themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from @SS****s. I don't know much in this crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us F*** this @SS****, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in S***...
- Team America
 
yeah it was pretty damn funny in some bits
 
i wanna see it so bad
looks funny as hell
 
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The ***s and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20
 
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