THE 6 BEST SMART A ** ANSWERS OF 2006 one again i like to share my e-mails
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #6
>> It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
>> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in >>front.
>> "What are my choices?" John asked.
>> "Yes or no," she replied.
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #5
>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
>> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened >>his
>>trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I >>need
>>to see your ticket not your stub."
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #4
>> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but >>she
>>couldn't find one big enough for her family.
>> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #3
>> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding >>rolled
>>down his window.
>> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way >>without a
>>ticket.
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #2
>>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
>>reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead >>of
>>him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
>>Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
>>out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips >>and
>>says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
>>bridge and ran out of gas."
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
>> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now >>class, I
>>won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
>> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, >>or
>>a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
>>whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
>>asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from >>complete
>>and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
>>snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
>>student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
>>write the exam with your other hand."
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER #6
>> It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
>> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in >>front.
>> "What are my choices?" John asked.
>> "Yes or no," she replied.
>>
>> SMART A ** ANSWER #5
>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
>> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened >>his
>>trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I >>need
>>to see your ticket not your stub."
>>
>> SMART A ** ANSWER #4
>> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but >>she
>>couldn't find one big enough for her family.
>> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
>>
>> SMART A ** ANSWER #3
>> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding >>rolled
>>down his window.
>> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way >>without a
>>ticket.
>>
>> SMART A ** ANSWER #2
>>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
>>reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead >>of
>>him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
>>Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
>>out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips >>and
>>says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
>>bridge and ran out of gas."
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>> SMART A ** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
>> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now >>class, I
>>won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
>> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, >>or
>>a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
>>whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and
>>asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from >>complete
>>and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and
>>snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
>>student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
>>write the exam with your other hand."
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