...something to give you a laughBlonde Rider
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no
lessons, nor prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted, and
the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to
slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the
horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down
the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious
to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde
attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to
safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup,
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs
the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello
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