The Drunkest Person I have ever seen..

[GTS]

I went to some supposedly upscale club last night and what a night it was. As soon as we got in some guy got up on chair and takes a chug of burbon from a bottle and said " Everyone can I please have your attention. I have a very important annoucement to make. Its my pleasure to annouce that I'm drunk. Yes I'm drunk. I'm drunk" Then his friend next to him chugged a 500 dollar bottle of merlot and gets up on the chair next to him. Then the single craziest thing I have ever seen occured. It might sound unbelieveable but I swear it happened. They started sing the lyrics to some brittany spears song " Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you..." . They went on and on for an hour. I wondered why they were not removed well it turns out the first guy owned the club.


When they left the first guy had to be carried out by his friends. I have never seen anybody that drunk before.


Whats the drunkest person you have seen?

 

[Mourinho18]

, it would probably be me if i could see myself a month ago.


Wow, the drunkest person I've ever seen was when i was just sitting around with a group of people playing beer pong. This one dude was sooooooo drunk that he randomly decided to whip it out. Needless to say, the ladies laughed at him, and I left with a beer in my hand laughing my ass off.

 

[MaJiKTeRRoR]

I once knew this guy that pissed outside at like 4 in the morning because he didn't want to knock stuff over stumbling around in the house. Well he was naked because his room didn't have air conditioning and it was the hottest day of the year. And well he went to get back in his room and his mother was leaving for work and he ducked behind one of cars. Well then his mother saw him and asked him what he was doing, and then she saw he was naked and said oh my god get into the house and he was standing at his side door under the light with his mom while she was fumbling for her keys. Even though the door he came out of originally was 3 feet away from where he was hiding and it was already open.

Yeah, that happened to me.

 

[GTS]

As soon as I saw him singing. I suddenly thought of iheartfishes. I have no clue why.

 

[guppy]

I had a friend step off a house boat to take a leak, we all almost drowned getting him back aboard, another one was in Germany where a young GI celebrated his birthday with some rum, He fell backwards out a third story window into about 8' of snow. was not hurt a bit but got the giggles so bad we had to go dig him out.

 

[Isis_Nebthet]

I don't know which of these was worse...

First incident involved a large bottle of aftershock and some rootbeer schnapps. I threw rocks at a tent because we were supposed to really be camping. What toned me down was I hit my bad knee on a rock so hard I didn't want to move. Where I proceeded to cry because I couldn't move. I called my sister every word in the book while I was at it. I had to be sent home..Yep I was declared too drunk to spend the night outside..

The other incident involved a 64 ounce cup of vodka and cranberry juice. For some unexplicable reason I poured the little bit I had left in my can of tobacco (no one could understand what I said just before that) and ran around blaming my boyfriend for it. I actually drank out of it too. I was too sick to move head much by morning.

 

[CentralMayhem]

ohhhhhhhh ****, i could go on forever and ever about this one. i have seen sooooo many drunk people do stupid ass ****. when you hang with a bunch of alcoholics you have a new "drunkest ever" story to tell every weekend. ill save ya guys some time and not explain any of them

 

[rayman45]

lol

 

[softturtle]

Silly drunks. I had a party and this guy got super drunk and passed out on my couch. I thought to myself, good, he'll do less damage sleeping. The night goes on with out a hitch. I wake up in the middle of the night and go see who's still at my house. I go downstairs to find drunk dude on a pissed soaked couch. MY PISS SOAKED COUCH. Apparently, he got up in the middle of a dead sleep, turned around and pissed on the pillow that he was using, all while sleep walking. After he did that, he layed back down and went to back sleep with his face on the pee pillow. Neadless to say, I haven't drank with him since.