the funny work food quotes thread

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Hi guys,

thought i'd create this thread for a laugh, basically in my office I work alongside a girl who frequently touts her opinion on everything from health, fitness, good foods and science; despite having no experience or background in these areas.

Most of the time these opinions are put forward as rock solid facts, and while I don't consider myself an expert; some of the claims make me chuckle just because of how they are said.

So yeah, no names or work place references (as that is very naughty); but I may look to update whenever I hear anything amusing.

Without further ado, here are my top 3 picks that have occurred so far this morning:

"I mean, everyone knows that a vegan diet is obviously the best diet"

"if you have loads and loads of good bacteria, its not necessarily a good thing"

(on people who don't eat or probably afford to eat from expensive shops) "they don't care that they are putting non-organic foods into their bodies"
 
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"I don't eat sugar, since I read a study that says it kills off bacteria in your stomach; and once it kills that bacteria you can never get it back. Like ph in your stomach having to be 7.7"

Yes this was said, and I don't know or care if it's true; it strikes me as ludicrous
 
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Thanks mate. Made my morning and gave me a good chuckle :)

there's tonnes more that I sometimes forget, I can't remember the direct quote; but she claimed to be psychic earlier after attending a card reading session or something. It's not even said in jest, you'd honestly think she was a queen troll
 
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