A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maid: 'Well ma'am, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maid: 'No ma'am, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maid: 'Well ma'am, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maid: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maid: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maid: 'No ma'am, the gardener did.'
SHE GOT THE RAISE
....since then
