It happens
You are in a pickle. You are trapped in a 3-way hallway. Down 1 way is a room of ravenous crocodiles. The next hallway has a room of lions that haven't eaten in a year. Down the last hallway is a room of gorillas that have been trained to find your face and pound it.
Which way is safest way out?
Pretty sure those lions are dead if they haven't eaten in a year, so I'll go with hallway #2.
Lol, whether I'm right or not, I'll post these two before I forget them:
A man is found dead, face-down in a corn field. There are no footprints or broken cornstalks around the body. How did he die?
A man is found dead sitting at a table in his living room. There are three other chairs at the table, and there are 53 blue bicycles in the room. Why did he die?