THE OFFICIAL RIDDLE THREAD!!!!

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You are in a pickle. You are trapped in a 3-way hallway. Down 1 way is a room of ravenous crocodiles. The next hallway has a room of lions that haven't eaten in a year. Down the last hallway is a room of gorillas that have been trained to find your face and pound it.

Which way is safest way out?

Pretty sure those lions are dead if they haven't eaten in a year, so I'll go with hallway #2.

Lol, whether I'm right or not, I'll post these two before I forget them:

A man is found dead, face-down in a corn field. There are no footprints or broken cornstalks around the body. How did he die?



A man is found dead sitting at a table in his living room. There are three other chairs at the table, and there are 53 blue bicycles in the room. Why did he die?
 
The man in the second riddle was caught cheating while playing poker (52 cards in a deck, bicycle is a card company) and the other players shot him and left. Took me a decent amount of time to figure it out.
 
I made this one up

They are always moving
They exist and do not exist, yet there is always many of them
They can be touched but never held
Some people like them but they can kill people
They can be big or small
 
I was born before my father, I got away with killing my mother, and I married my sister. How are these things possible?
 
Pretty sure those lions are dead if they haven't eaten in a year, so I'll go with hallway #2.

Lol, whether I'm right or not, I'll post these two before I forget them:

A man is found dead, face-down in a corn field. There are no footprints or broken cornstalks around the body. How did he die?



A man is found dead sitting at a table in his living room. There are three other chairs at the table, and there are 53 blue bicycles in the room. Why did he die?
the first man was a scarecrow?
 
He was born before his father (As in in front of), his mom died giving birth, and he married sister marry (He became a priest).
 
A heart war.
 
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