The out of context quote thread!

[schaadrak]

Okay, here's my lame attempt at a forum game. It has potential to be pretty funny, I guess, but there may not be enough good quotes to keep it going.

Just post a quote of a different thread that sounds completely horrible and embarrassing when taken out of the context of the thread. I usually see some of these in other people's sigs, but I know there are more of these out there. Just try to keep this thread in mind as your reading in the other fora. I'll go first:

I'd take any knowledge-hungry 9 year olds on here any day.

See? It's easy. Who's next?

 

[pdbrady]

Of course I have to be the headliner......

 

[AttackFish]

Look at my sig...

 

[schaadrak]

Of course I have to be the headliner......

Sorry, dude. Yours was the first one I saw after thinking of this game.

 

[pdbrady]

It's cool, by the end of page one, I'll be forgotten.

 

[schaadrak]

Here's another:

... i have a few crabs, they're no stone crabs, but they feel huge

ZING!!!

 

[rmorse]

Here's one:

See? It's easy. Who's next?

 

[schaadrak]

Hah!

 

[slowef]

This s***s funny.

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

Quoting myself in relation to moss balls

sweet balls...

It might help to tell what the context of the quote is as to not get this thread closed.