Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
Names Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00
Great, says Tom, after six months out here Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. Gotta warn you. Be some drinking.
Not a problem says Tom. After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of em.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More n likely gonna be some fighting too.
Well, I get along with people, Ill be all right! Ill be there. Thanks again.
Moren likely be some wild sex, too,
Now thats really not a problem says Tom, warming to the idea. Ive been all alone for six months! Ill definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?
Dont much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise its total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
Names Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00
Great, says Tom, after six months out here Im ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. Gotta warn you. Be some drinking.
Not a problem says Tom. After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of em.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. More n likely gonna be some fighting too.
Well, I get along with people, Ill be all right! Ill be there. Thanks again.
Moren likely be some wild sex, too,
Now thats really not a problem says Tom, warming to the idea. Ive been all alone for six months! Ill definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?
Dont much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.
