A cardinal is walking through an inner courtyard at the vatican when, suddenly, a bright glowing ball appears in the garden. The light fades and the figure of Jesus appears before him. The figure proclaims, "I am the son of God. Announce to everyone that I have returned. This is my Second Coming!"
The cardinal rushes off across the vatican and races up the marble seps to the Pope's chambers. He bangs on the Pope's door where he hears a voice, from the other side, say "Enter"
The cardinal enters the Pope's chamber to find the Pope taking a nap. The cardinal blurts out, "Your Emminence, Jesus has just appeared in the gardens and proclaimed to me His Second Coming!!"
Upon hearing this, the Pope jumps out of bed, throws on his robes, rushes over to his desk, and begins to feverishly write on a piece of letterhead.
The cardinal asks him, "Your Emminence, didn't you hear what I said? Why are you just sitting at your desk?"
The Pope answers, "The Boss is here...Look busy!"
The cardinal rushes off across the vatican and races up the marble seps to the Pope's chambers. He bangs on the Pope's door where he hears a voice, from the other side, say "Enter"
The cardinal enters the Pope's chamber to find the Pope taking a nap. The cardinal blurts out, "Your Emminence, Jesus has just appeared in the gardens and proclaimed to me His Second Coming!!"
Upon hearing this, the Pope jumps out of bed, throws on his robes, rushes over to his desk, and begins to feverishly write on a piece of letterhead.
The cardinal asks him, "Your Emminence, didn't you hear what I said? Why are you just sitting at your desk?"
The Pope answers, "The Boss is here...Look busy!"
