A recent e mail I recieved!!!!!......all I can say is OMG!!!!!: ROFL: THEY WALK AMONG US.... _*
*I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to
her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the
money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew
what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
Again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This
actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane. *
* They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. *
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*I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
Chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-
get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my
free sandwiches and I walked out the door. *
* They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. *
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*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said,
"Where?" *
* They Walk Among Us! *
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*I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got
a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week"
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." *
* They Walk Among Us! *
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*My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. *
* They Walk Among Us! *
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*My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. *
* They Walk Among Us! *
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*I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
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* They Walk Among Us! *
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*While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces." *
* Yep, They Walk Among Us! *
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*They Walk Among Us, AND they Reproduce
