Arowanas - Everyone has them. Why I don't know. They swim back and forth all day like a robot (no yours isn't different). I've seen goldfish with more personality.
Red Tail Catfish - They reach lengths of over 4 feet, yet people seem to think they can keep them in their aquarium. No, you're not going to upgrade, it's going back to the LFS to lead a traumatic life like all the other ones. Most will never see a pond.
"Big Tanks" - Ask those 15 Peacock Bass that are stuffed in your 200 gallon if it's big. What's ironic is that most fish who end up stunted come from the big tanks, not the small ones.
Plecos - Uglier than sin. Produce more waste than they're supposed to clean... and lazy.
Frequent Water Changes - If you have to change the water every 3 days, you either need a bigger tank, or need to lose some fish. Don't worry - that Snakehead will take care of it.
Over-filtered Tanks - You have an FX5 and 3 HOB filters in a 55 gallon? With all that money you spent you could have crammed a couple of Aro's in there. You did, didn't you?
Feeders - You wonder why your Oscar only lived 4 years? Noo, it couldn't have been the parasitic, disease harboring goldies that are housed together by the hundreds in a filthy tank. Good thing they got a Whisper 30 on the back.
Dividers - That poor fish was already in a cramped tank. Now it's twice as bad. That Jaguar on the other side didn't make out too well either.
Red Tail Catfish - They reach lengths of over 4 feet, yet people seem to think they can keep them in their aquarium. No, you're not going to upgrade, it's going back to the LFS to lead a traumatic life like all the other ones. Most will never see a pond.
"Big Tanks" - Ask those 15 Peacock Bass that are stuffed in your 200 gallon if it's big. What's ironic is that most fish who end up stunted come from the big tanks, not the small ones.
Plecos - Uglier than sin. Produce more waste than they're supposed to clean... and lazy.
Frequent Water Changes - If you have to change the water every 3 days, you either need a bigger tank, or need to lose some fish. Don't worry - that Snakehead will take care of it.
Over-filtered Tanks - You have an FX5 and 3 HOB filters in a 55 gallon? With all that money you spent you could have crammed a couple of Aro's in there. You did, didn't you?
Feeders - You wonder why your Oscar only lived 4 years? Noo, it couldn't have been the parasitic, disease harboring goldies that are housed together by the hundreds in a filthy tank. Good thing they got a Whisper 30 on the back.
Dividers - That poor fish was already in a cramped tank. Now it's twice as bad. That Jaguar on the other side didn't make out too well either.
baby.
I knew that some overly sensitive people wouldn't be able to take a joke.
Relax and let someone poke fun at our hobby without crapping yourself.
