This man was hired...after this application

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Name: Kenneth Way
Sex: Not lately

Desired Position : Company President or vice president ..but seriously what evers available ..if i was in the position to be picky i would not be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance pay package..if thats not possible....make me an offer and we can haggle...
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Previous Salary: A lot less then i am worth.
Most Notable Acheivement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post it note....
Reason for leaving: It sucked
Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 Mon. Tue. Thurs.
May we Contact your current Employer: If i had one would i be here?
Do You have any Physical condition that would prohibit you from lifting 50lbs....: Of what???
Do yo have a car? The more appropriate question should be ...: do you have a car that runs?
Do you Smoke? On the job NO! on break Yes!
What would you like to be doing in 5 years? Living in the bahamas with a fabulous rich lady..actually i would like to be doing that now...
Do You certify that the above is all true: Oh Yes Absolutely!!!!!:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:This old man got the job at walmart..:D
 
not surprised he was hired...... he showed intelligence and brute honesty....... :)
 
OddBaller;2199746; said:
not surprised he was hired...... he showed intelligence and brute honesty....... :)

Yes that is so true..
 
"50 lbs. of what?" :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
I saw this once as a McDonald's application form, will see if i can find it again.
 
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