Name: Kenneth Way
Sex: Not lately
Desired Position : Company President or vice president ..but seriously what evers available ..if i was in the position to be picky i would not be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance pay package..if thats not possible....make me an offer and we can haggle...
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Previous Salary: A lot less then i am worth.
Most Notable Acheivement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post it note....
Reason for leaving: It sucked
Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 Mon. Tue. Thurs.
May we Contact your current Employer: If i had one would i be here?
Do You have any Physical condition that would prohibit you from lifting 50lbs....: Of what???
Do yo have a car? The more appropriate question should be ...: do you have a car that runs?
Do you Smoke? On the job NO! on break Yes!
What would you like to be doing in 5 years? Living in the bahamas with a fabulous rich lady..actually i would like to be doing that now...
Do You certify that the above is all true: Oh Yes Absolutely!!!!!

This old man got the job at walmart..
Sex: Not lately
Desired Position : Company President or vice president ..but seriously what evers available ..if i was in the position to be picky i would not be applying here in the first place.
Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance pay package..if thats not possible....make me an offer and we can haggle...
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Previous Salary: A lot less then i am worth.
Most Notable Acheivement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post it note....
Reason for leaving: It sucked
Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 Mon. Tue. Thurs.
May we Contact your current Employer: If i had one would i be here?
Do You have any Physical condition that would prohibit you from lifting 50lbs....: Of what???
Do yo have a car? The more appropriate question should be ...: do you have a car that runs?
Do you Smoke? On the job NO! on break Yes!
What would you like to be doing in 5 years? Living in the bahamas with a fabulous rich lady..actually i would like to be doing that now...
Do You certify that the above is all true: Oh Yes Absolutely!!!!!


This old man got the job at walmart..