HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside.
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with
several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but
it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside.
sounds like some people i know.
