Those pitchy corner salesmen downtown...good for stress relief.

[knifegill]

I was walking to the bus stop and some male douche-bag in a brown dress with a clipboard thing under his arm does his friendly wave and 'hi' approach. So, as I passed, I raised my clawed hands and stuck out my tongue sideways while making a tiny monster sound and crossing one eye. He/she/it was like. "Thanks, Buddy." So I started laughing at him and he started laughing too. I must have smiled for three blocks after that, and I felt so relieved the rest of the day. So if you've been stressing out on final exams, try a socially inappropriate stress reliever. Worked for me.

 

[rmorse]

True story?

 

[knifegill]

Yes. I did it yesterday. I'll probably do it everytime I get assaulted with sales from now on. When the blood bank called two weeks ago, I said, "Thank goodness. I was getting thirsty!" And I kept it going for awhile that way. The lady loved it. She was laughing with me. It brightens people's day when fun things happen. As a customer, you have the freedom to be entertaining, even while turning down service.

 

[Plec123]

well, im gonna do that when the annoying people at the kiosks in the mall bother me. sounds fun.