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SlemolarpSape

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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
 
Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman get captured by tribe of cannables in jungle,
They are tied to posts and chief says to them you have two chances UMBUNGY or DEATH,
Scotsman say it got to be UMBUNGY and they nutie him and bend him over and big warrier takes his ass followed by others! He is then set free.
Engishman thinks for a moment and says the same UMBUNGY for me too and the same happens again!
Irishman say im not having my ass used like that and says DEATH!
The Chief has big smile on his face and shouts DEATH BY UNBUNGY!

Hope you like and im not band:)
 
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