Tired of Feminine Itching and Personal Dryness?

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I don’t know how many times that this has happened to me, but almost every time I sit down to watch some TV I have to listen to some woman talk about her yeast infection before I can finish my show. Come on, what did I ever do to you that I have to hear about the fungus in your shorts? I just wanted to see Thunder Cats, leave me alone!

Now, don’t get me wrong ladies, I understand that sometimes these things are hard to avoid and are indeed irritating and painful. BUT I don’t need to hear about them, especially while I’m eating. It makes my pizza a little less appetizing to say the least. Especially when the same stuff growing in your pants made the dough in my pizza rise. :barf:

Is this some sort of sick female perversion? Did a bunch of you get together one day and decide that the best way to help deal with your yeast infections was to go on national television and market to millions, including small children? THIS IS TOTALLY INAPROPREATE!

So head my warning, Ladies, tell all the other ladies, I have spoken with the Brotherhood of men, and we have decided that until you have stopped publicly discussing your vaginal infections that it admissible for all men that are subject to these commercials to LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP! That’s rite. Until you get these commercials off the air men will leave the seat up.

Now the ball’s in your court ladies, let’s make it happen.
 
My wife finds such commercials ill planed as well. Women don't make these commercials. Men are the guilty party. And, I left the lid and seat up once years ago. My wife stumb;ed to the bathroom in the middle of the night. She did not turn on the light. She sat down and all hell broke loose. She is 5'7'' and weighs 103 lbs. She got stuck and had to be pulled out. I could get killed if I left the seat up. Now I go outside to pee.
 
TONY60 said:
My wife finds such commercials ill planed as well. Women don't make these commercials. Men are the guilty party. And, I left the lid and seat up once years ago. My wife stumb;ed to the bathroom in the middle of the night. She did not turn on the light. She sat down and all hell broke loose. She is 5'7'' and weighs 103 lbs. She got stuck and had to be pulled out. I could get killed if I left the seat up. Now I go outside to pee.
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As odd as that story sounds the same thing happened to my mother a few years ago. Luckily I had already moved out and only had to hear about it the next day on the phone. Now my step-dad also pee's outside. I do it too when I visit just to be safe.
 
Gooda said:
I don’t know how many times that this has happened to me, but almost every time I sit down to watch some TV I have to listen to some woman talk about her yeast infection before I can finish my show. Come on, what did I ever do to you that I have to hear about the fungus in your shorts? I just wanted to see Thunder Cats, leave me alone!

Now, don’t get me wrong ladies, I understand that sometimes these things are hard to avoid and are indeed irritating and painful. BUT I don’t need to hear about them, especially while I’m eating. It makes my pizza a little less appetizing to say the least. Especially when the same stuff growing in your pants made the dough in my pizza rise. :barf:

Is this some sort of sick female perversion? Did a bunch of you get together one day and decide that the best way to help deal with your yeast infections was to go on national television and market to millions, including small children? THIS IS TOTALLY INAPROPREATE!

So head my warning, Ladies, tell all the other ladies, I have spoken with the Brotherhood of men, and we have decided that until you have stopped publicly discussing your vaginal infections that it admissible for all men that are subject to these commercials to LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP! That’s rite. Until you get these commercials off the air men will leave the seat up.

Now the ball’s in your court ladies, let’s make it happen.
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I used to think the toilet seat arguement was just BS until 1978, A rather large woman plopped down onto a toilet with the seat up in Louisiana, Leesville I think. The bowl's porcalin was slightly flawed and the bowl broke, the estimate was that she bled out in under 5 minutes from the severed femoral artery. Now I put the lid down.
 
guppy said:
I used to think the toilet seat arguement was just BS until 1978, A rather large woman plopped down onto a toilet with the seat up in Louisiana, Leesville I think. The bowl's porcalin was slightly flawed and the bowl broke, the estimate was that she bled out in under 5 minutes from the severed femoral artery. Now I put the lid down.
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Thats crazy. Talk about bad Karma. maybe she should have used the "hover" method.


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Yes, very much, Thank you.
 
I hate those commercials too....They are disgusting. I think that its something private. Don't televise womens problems!!!


As for the toilet seat thing....When I was about 10, my dear old dad left the seat up....It was in the middle of the night, and SPLOOSH....In I went!!! I now always check to see if the seat is up before I sit!!!!

Jen ;)
 
:ROFL: I feel the same but it is rather funny :ROFL:
 
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