A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,
observing
his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what
she'd like to have for
her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made
her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme
park. What a day ! He
put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything
there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her
stomach
felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered
her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and
her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she
wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what
was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression
suddenly
changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is going to get it
wrong.
observing
his wife turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked
what
she'd like to have for
her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
made
her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme
park. What a day ! He
put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything
there was. Five hours
Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her
stomach
felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered
her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and
her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she
wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what
was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression
suddenly
changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is going to get it
wrong.
that is prety funny.