Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
>smell
> one another?
>
> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
> still the same old story?
>
> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named
> for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a
> nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the
> Chrysler Beagle"?
>
> Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
> hears him! , is he still a bad dog?
>
> Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
> signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
> electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
> humans understand?
>
> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
> apologize?
>
>
> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
> remember to be a good dog.
> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they
> throw it up.
> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because
> I like the way they smell.
> 3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although
> they are tasty.
> 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
> 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
> 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
> 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
> 8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Mom's
> driver's license and registration.
> 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
> toilet.
> 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
> saying "hello".
> 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the
> coffee table.
> 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the
> house - not after.
> 13. I will not throw up in the car.
> 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
> 15. I will l not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my
> crotch when we have company.
> 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he
> makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
>
>
> And finally, my last question...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
>
>smell
> one another?
>
> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
> still the same old story?
>
> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named
> for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a
> nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the
> Chrysler Beagle"?
>
> Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
> hears him! , is he still a bad dog?
>
> Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
> signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
> electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do
> humans understand?
>
> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
> apologize?
>
>
> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
> remember to be a good dog.
> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they
> throw it up.
> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because
> I like the way they smell.
> 3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although
> they are tasty.
> 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
> 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
> 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
> 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
> 8. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches in for Mom's
> driver's license and registration.
> 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
> toilet.
> 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
> saying "hello".
> 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the
> coffee table.
> 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the
> house - not after.
> 13. I will not throw up in the car.
> 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
> 15. I will l not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my
> crotch when we have company.
> 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he
> makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
>
>
> And finally, my last question...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
>
