To My Darling Husband

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jlnguyen74

jlnguyen74

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up truck fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

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P.S. Your girlfriend called.
 
lol + ouch = ?
 
This cant be real! Jorge Bush musta done it. Look the scooter isnt even knocked over. Like at the pentagon where da 'plane' hit there was a book on a desk not burnded up.
 
HAHAHAHHA!!!!:ROFL::ROFL:
 
never never give your girlfriend your home ph#hee hee
 
Quick related derail.

I had been living with my fiance for about 4 months when my stepsister called and left a message on my answering machine one day. The two had never met and even though my fiance knew I had 3 sisters, apparently she thought that a girl saying Love Ya Bub on the answering machine was some girl I was messing with on the side. Needless to say she decided that she needed to take swift action. She proceeded to dump a gallon of bleach in 75 and killed my entire colony of Psuedotropehus Demasonis. As if that wasnt enough she proceeded to spray windex into both of my crown tail betta bowls. She later told me she would have used Bleach, but she had used it all on the 75. Then proceeded to throw the betta bowls out the window and onto the concrete slab behind our town house. Along with my clothes, books, pretty much everything I owned. Needless to say she felt like crap and I transfered colleges.
 
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